Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my wife of 6 years came out as a lesbian. I moved out of state and away from family to start a new life with her. Turns out she's attracted to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Her six year-old likes me more than her. I hate kids. I stayed with her in spite of her son, because I love her. For some reason she thought I was going to leave her and take her kid with me, so she broke up with me first. FML
Today, my fiancée of 4 years decided she can't live with me anymore. She never gave a reason, just upped and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
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Top comments
thunderbrave 0
That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian. I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.
AlphaC 0
I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML. That said, that totally sucks.
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Comments (276)
HeyThereGorgeous 0
#77 - whoohoooo right on! You cant help your sexuality and if you try to argue with that then your an ignorant b!tch. OP - they say karma will come . That jerk is nothing more than a peice of and I know you loved her (and nothing can change that of course) but you have to do everything you can to leave her behind and move on with your life. Don't completely forget about it, of course, but don't think about it any more than you can help.
anniebananie 3
Man, I don't know about this chick.. I sure wouldn't go to the extreme of sticking my face in another girl's pussy, just to piss off my parents. She must be a bisexual who, because of societal pressure, would only seriously date a man.
brunoisbeast 0
What an asshole
brunoisbeast 0
YES #91 YES!!!!!! LET EM HAVE IT!!!!!!!
drewski1 0
Thats what you get dyke
ace122400 0
Oh, honey it'll be okay! God does everything for a reason! (And none of you try to pull the "God-hates-homosexuals" card, because I no longer believe that to be true. He has given me a great life regardless of my sexuality.) There is meaning to everything. Someone better will come along soon!
Ninjarear 0
Don't worry about the homophobes on this page, just remember you'll find someone meant to be, trust me.
crampy 0
You deserve better!! I hope you find someone who wants you for you!
dancing_bear 0
Oh my God, that is horrible D: That girl must have some serious issues. You will be far better off without her in your life.
kaitbaby08 0
Sorry to hear that. That really sucks. Hopefully you find someone good for you, who truelly (spelling) loves you