Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend, and she remarked how she couldn't believe we hadn't seen each other in a year. Except not only did I attend her baby shower a few weeks ago, I spent hundreds of dollars on a unique gift. FML
Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML
Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
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Top comments
krystal2424 0
hahaha well good for him!
FuckMyEveryth1ng 0
You ever hear of "Don't make fun of nerds cause they'll be your boss one day"? Seems like it's true.
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Comments (226)
dohnuthead 2
ha that's what you get for being a jerk
sadistmonkey 19
I'm pretty sure the OP realized at the point that he was writing this that he deserves it.
Cinn_fml 23
They don't always...
ken12317 7
had it coming
Cr4zyd4wg 0
Anyone notice how he says "his old high-school friend"?
fakeaccountX 6
What of it?
JanisEvans 10
Dear OP, the correct phrasing would be "an old high school friend whom (!) I used to make fun of"... Oh if only you had paid more attention in school... YDI, obviously.
valalvax 13
the way she says he was her friend, I think it was good natured fun poking, it could also be a way to make it seem less bad, but I don't think he would have told her his salary if she wasn't a friend
behemothmasseur 0
destroyed.
Cinn_fml 23
He might if it was to prove a point.
soccerrokr 0
actually jobs salary is 1 dollar a year but be makes billions in bonus's so we makes a shit load of money so he isn't doing his job for nothing.
aspopstar3 7
no shit that's what happends if u put effort into ur work