Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML
Today, no matter how many times I've asked, my dumbass neighbor can't get into the habit of regularly picking up after her six dogs. Her backyard is covered in shit with probably just inches between each pile or log. This means the wind blows the smell of shit in the direction of my house. I can't open a window. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. Five minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog had shat in the exact same spot, apparently to make me look stupid. FML
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
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feven 32
Record her and show her the recording
macros 12
Put it on her front porch and light it on fire.
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Comments (84)
DanielleinDC 34
Definitely try to film her. If not, and you catch her, let her know right then and there that you see what she's doing. If you have a homeowners' association, you might try complaining to them about what she's doing.
thecman25 14
throw that shit in her yard
liza1922 7
Video tape it happening (make sure you have a clear image of her face) several times then file a police report, showing them the videos.
18rhunt 16
Video and sue for trespassing and vandalism
weveallbeenthere 30
this is not something that you can sue for, and I don't think it would be considered vandalism.
orbit 22
You can sue for anything, the question is if you can win. And illegal dumping can fall under vandalism.
soulangelnowings 10
record her
weveallbeenthere 30
put it all in a box and deliver it to her door.
captainsmegma 12
Save the bags for several days. Then dump them on her front step. Pour some water on them so there wet and mushy.
pastel_fml 18
Rather than watching her, say something to her.
Enkeria 30
OP did and her neighbor is denying it. I say go to the police with video footage and file a police report.
bfly81 7
I have an evil idea, which someone may have already thought of. Take a picture of her doing it and then make a flyer with it. Saying something polite like please throw your poo in the trash bin. Post the flyer on a light pole or something near your driveway. A little public humiliation goes a long way.
worldclassrager 41
Just record it...unless she has the psyco movie issue