Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML
Today, no matter how many times I've asked, my dumbass neighbor can't get into the habit of regularly picking up after her six dogs. Her backyard is covered in shit with probably just inches between each pile or log. This means the wind blows the smell of shit in the direction of my house. I can't open a window. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. Five minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog had shat in the exact same spot, apparently to make me look stupid. FML
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
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feven 32
Record her and show her the recording
macros 12
Put it on her front porch and light it on fire.
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Comments (84)
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Wtf put it back and light it on fire on her stoop
Omniprism 15
Hide them in different places for her to find. Her mail box, her flower pot, her bushes.
xxcaitlannxx 15
Video tape her
cdawgtate 9
Take a video and call the police
shinikageWolf 15
Wait for trash day, when her can is empty fill it with the bags.
ihatemymflife 8
If you've watched her mutiple times from your window, why haven't you gone outside and talked to her about it while she's doing it?...You know, catch her in the act...If you watch her and then continue to wait to resolve the situation, you're being passive aggressive and YDI...
lionhead29 9
throw that shit at her
Britt125 16
I would have walked outside and told her off for it the first time I saw it. Then I could tell her I was watching her from the window. In fact if the window opened I'd probably open it and yell at her from there as she was doing it so it's a heck of a lot harder to deny.
shayfromlondon 1
If your willing to confront her in the first place why not confront her when she's actually doing it instead of watching from the window ?
twerking_riggs 22
video tape her and be like bitch please