Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
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Top comments
tanners 0
i hope you didnt bail him out
natsumosam92 0
just leave that retard in jail, hes an idiot for doing it in a model home
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weirdgirl_sf 0
Your life doesn't suck his does! I hope you left him in there, because he basically gave you the perfect opportunity for revenge. Plus you should be glad because the chick is probably in a holding cell also. The only part that should make you feel like your life is F-ed is that you were dating a retard, but on the bright side you can move past that now.
Stupidstupidrat 0
This is an awful state of affairs (excuse the pun) but, silver lining, what an awesome position from which to tell the scumbag to go **** himself. You've got to ac-cetuate the positive, ee-liminate the negative...
lalalalaura 0
Thats when you say, "**** no." And then just hang up. Easy as that.
Boweezee 0
What an asshat. Hope you didnt bail him out.
dykeinlove 0
i really hope you mean F HIS Life!
madame_malfoy 4
the only way you possibly deserve this is if you bailed him out...i'd laugh and hang up
fuckmyparents 0
you would've been a little bitch if you did bail him out
alpacino_fml 0
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YDI for not bailing him out stupid woman.
jailbot 7
To #25, what the hell? Your comment doesn't even make sense. She deserved to be cheated on by this fucktard because she didn't bail him out? The cheating came first, stupid.
mormonsrule 8
He freakin cheated on her!! Why should she bail him out??!!
17xVampx17 0
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YDI because I bet you cheated on him. And also to avoid calling an actual retard retarded is ******* stupid.
Chad_Brisson 2
nd how did you get the idea she cheated on him? your a cheater thats paranoid of your other cheating on you aren't you?
AMusiciansHeart 2
I smell a serial cheater
AloysiusWeasley 15
...I really hope that you led him on by telling him you'd bail him out, and just left him there.