Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
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Top comments
tanners 0
i hope you didnt bail him out
natsumosam92 0
just leave that retard in jail, hes an idiot for doing it in a model home
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Comments (160)
thisismyaccount 0
You should go tell him, okay I'm going, and go to the police station and then leave and flip him off :P
unfortunate_13 5
I really want to know if she bailed him out or not. Girl, please tell us the rest of the story!
Nightfallz 0
not really an fml. more like one of the best storys today :D haha serves the dick right if he thinks your gonna bail him out
deadend91 0
Never bail him out! (Y)
AntiChrist7 0
Next time, choose your boyfriend with more care. YDI
M13LO 0
Stop deleting/changing my thoughts and opinions i post. and like I said YDI for not doing what your master says.
pandarabbi 0
How bout this..... Stop being a dumbass and your comments might stay up for more than 5 minutes
themixedt4pe 0
Maybe if you STFU or stop being a chauvinistic pig and a troll... Maybe. Until then, good luck with keeping your comments on the board. Also, a normal man is no woman's "master". A cheating bastard is only the master of his own bullshit, if he's lucky.
PrinceTwilight17 0
WHAT YOUR MASTER SAYS?! Are you kidding me? You deserve to be in jail as much as the boyfriend in the FML for thinking that!!
judgeymcjudge 0
You did tell to **** off, didn't you? Didn't you?! **** him. Tell him to have fun picking up the soap in the shower.
Einstein714 0
no freaking way, let him have 3 hots and a cot
Fast_Melodic 0
I really hope you let him stay in there...
getawaygirl 0
This is a time for you to laugh at him and move on and find someone way better then him. It would suck that he cheater on you. But its better you found out now and his karma is getting put in jail.. I hope you didnt bail his sorry arse out.