Today, on my first day at my new job delivering mail, I was yelled at by a guy, who threatened to shoot me if I "trespassed" on his property. He made me toss his mail toward his porch from the street, before telling me to get lost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML
Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML
Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
Today, while delivering for a building supply company, I was sent to an incorrect address. I attempted to turn around and got the 24-foot truck stuck in the mud. The homeowner left for work and then called the cops, saying someone was trespassing on his property. FML
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML
Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML
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Top comments
Levvy 22
Eh, look at it this way. Now that that's done, you can save some time and effort at that stop just flinging mail instead of having to drop it in the box. His loss, your gain.
Rizzen 27
he is really messed in the head. just have him pick up his mail from the post office
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Comments (58)
rockhead1270 5
It's a felony not to deliver mail. Even junk mail. Buy a mail box for $3 at the store and nail it to a tree
Ryan8878 21
He was just "standing his ground." The gentleman is just afraid of what you might do and he needs to protect himself from the horrible mail man.
awilliams44 9
I'd just Happily walk off..
vikky538 29
you can report to your office for getting a threat from customer...
leeebeeeee18 20
hey. At least he didn't do the opposite and kidnap you!
Axipiter 24
Get ready OP, you're just seeing the tip of the iceberg. Welcome to the brotherhood.
RicoDay 8
It sounds like he's hiding something. Maybe if you'd approached his porch you'd hear the screams from the basement? I'd call the cops; they always help.
live2loveurself 11
Some people are mean, you just gotta let it go and keep your head up! But I'm sorry that he was such a jerk, I feel bad for you.
prljm10 10
More fun for you too especially when it's raining or snowing. Just fling the mail into his yard and let it be his problem getting soaked damaged mail.
gunda95 11
From now on if you deliver mail to his house; always aim to throw it into a puddle!