Today, on my first day at my new job delivering mail, I was yelled at by a guy, who threatened to shoot me if I "trespassed" on his property. He made me toss his mail toward his porch from the street, before telling me to get lost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML
Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML
Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
Today, while delivering for a building supply company, I was sent to an incorrect address. I attempted to turn around and got the 24-foot truck stuck in the mud. The homeowner left for work and then called the cops, saying someone was trespassing on his property. FML
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML
Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML
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Top comments
Levvy 22
Eh, look at it this way. Now that that's done, you can save some time and effort at that stop just flinging mail instead of having to drop it in the box. His loss, your gain.
Rizzen 27
he is really messed in the head. just have him pick up his mail from the post office
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Comments (58)
The_Lone_Ginger 2
Threatening a United States postal worker is a crime. Report it to you supervisor.
Ashgeliton 7
And what neighborhood does Fuzzy Lumpkins live in? Just so I'm aware....
blackonblight 33
Oh wow, that brought me back.
smrpre 3
You should go postal on him.
commandercolbert 6
well now you know that thats the house u skip lol just toss his mail on the ground then
Fr0gs 15
RUN! NEVER GO BACK!
MarcoBuis13 5
I work as at the Dutch post office called PostNL, i have this same thing and i told my boss, now the man has a box in the front of his house. Explain the situation and of he dont buy a box let him pick it up from the Post office.
thepelvicwoo 8
'Merica.
venomlash 9
He just probably committed a Class C or D felony. It's a federal offense to threaten a federal employee when they're on duty. Report the bastard and he'll probably get a strongly worded letter, and if he keeps it up he'll most likely end up in prison.
VoodooPriestess 16
Ha! You thought going postal was reserved for you guys!
MissKendra09 7
welcome to the USPS! I've worked for them for 3 years now and can already feel my soul being sucked out some days. Don't worry, it gets better! lol