Today, on my first day at my new job delivering mail, I was yelled at by a guy, who threatened to shoot me if I "trespassed" on his property. He made me toss his mail toward his porch from the street, before telling me to get lost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML
Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML
Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
Today, while delivering for a building supply company, I was sent to an incorrect address. I attempted to turn around and got the 24-foot truck stuck in the mud. The homeowner left for work and then called the cops, saying someone was trespassing on his property. FML
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML
Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML
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Top comments
Levvy 22
Eh, look at it this way. Now that that's done, you can save some time and effort at that stop just flinging mail instead of having to drop it in the box. His loss, your gain.
Rizzen 27
he is really messed in the head. just have him pick up his mail from the post office
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Comments (58)
chutney_02 22
It would be such a shame if the mail got 'accidentally' tossed into a bin...
speakersboom 19
it would be such a shame if OP were then 'accidentally' shot in the leg, killed, and made into postman stew.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Sounds as if maybe you have thought this out before.
cjlerch 29
Some people are just jerks, OP. Try reporting him? I'm pretty sure that threatening to shoot someone will get him in some trouble..
LinkandSaria 10
Life as a mailman must suck. Good luck OP!
worldclassrager 41
Well your arm might get pretty big...maybe you can get a paper route as well...
HeyTherexxx 21
My neighbor is crazy like that.
mosquito19 14
I'd leave it in the middle of the street
CrazyMelvin 14
Ask to change your route and report him to your boss
Wowlookatthat 15
At least he didn't sick a dog on you, right?
speakersboom 19
because dogs don't just have guns; they carry grenades as well.
olpally 33
I'd leave his mail in the middle of the street from now on.
EdenCrystal 21
Just be glad he doesn't have a dog.