Today, I found out I'm three weeks pregnant with a guy I've been dating for a month. I'm on the pill and we even used a condom. This baby must be some kind of superhuman. FML
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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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Dave_Davington 35
What the **** does that have to do with anything? Yes, I know you're just being a judgemental, puritan prick, but I'd love to hear you try and explain why people deserve to have their lives ruined because they ****** their partner before you decided it's okay.
Stevie Laurel 19
This is literally my worst nightmare holy crap
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Comments (47)
tolkien897 15
this is exactly why the doctors have many options to cleanse your body of the parasites.
tolkien897 15
you guys do realize that OP could have been dating around with this guy for a while before they officially got together or they could have been friends for quite some time as well. Don't **** shame. Men sleep around all the time and have nasty one night stands. I don't wanna hear your shit.
Samiiiie27 2
this is a lie... unless you ****** him the first day you guys started seeing each other and in that case you kinda deserve this. kids are not something to joke about.
GhostFox 34
You expect the other half of the equation involved in baby making to follow the same level of responsibility as the gestating person? If not, shut up. Women have just as much right to have an active sex life that they enjoy as everyone else.
InfiniteSecret 20
This may shock you but condoms are only 98% effective.
ezrajab 22
Condoms aren’t always 100 they do break even before the expiration date fyl op
Geovanny Luna 8
my girlfriend of two years, got pregnant shortly after we met. I work in Alaska and when I went on vacation we moved in together. she was using birth control, no condom though. I went back to work in Alaska after being home for two months. a month or two later we found out she was pregnant. it came out as big surprise. my son is now just over a year old and I wouldn't have changed anything for the world. I love my son. I believe it's your body and it's your life. the world is suffering from human overpopulation. it is essentially your choice what you want to do. it's your choice if you see yourself as being a fit mother and are willing to raise your child. my son is the best thing that ever happened to me.