Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML
Today, I took the dog for a 45 minute walk/jog. She sniffed everything on the ground like she always does. She marked her territory twice, then we finally got home. As soon as I took her off the leash inside, she ran to the kitchen and took a dump right on the kitchen mat. FML
Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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null_fml 11
Did he bring it back?
amerwin 3
To bad there isn't an app for that.
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Comments (52)
FATSQUIRELL69 0
this going in my list of FAIL FML, cause you mistaken a rectangular and slim devices thats smooth for a brown, rough, and long(thats what she said ;) and currculiar. its like me throwing a gernade thats cooked at a batter
Anaxes 5
Your honour, we find the defendant, FATSQUIRREL69, guilty of committing grievous bodily harm against the victim, Mr Language. We sentence him to pay English Language over $9000 in damages.
that_guy_ollie 0
win :)
lilly1185 3
YDI for owning an iPhone.
joshua7 0
did he fetch it?
kittykiller897 0
Playing fetch with your favorite pup? There's an app for that.
Spicebaby_fml 0
if you jump in to get it you can put it in rice and it should be fine...
twocents 0
This is just a copycat and probably not true. I've seen this one before.
yakyak132 0
what does ydi mean
atlernick0 6
You deserved it ydi
mibs3 11
You deserved it
fatmalloy 0
Hopefully it wasn't an iPhone 4. I'd probably cry
bernicles 0
THAT IS NOTHING!!! here its 50$ tickets my friend so stop ur whining!
wizkidalex 0
ydi for having an iphone
cornisyummy 1
I second that.