Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
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_TasteTheRainbow 24
Wow, that bus driver is rude for not making sure there wasn't anyone else getting on. Sorry OP :(
Pleonasm 36
He's not playing fare.
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Comments (59)
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Reminds me of Spider-Man. ^And you beat me to it.
HowieDoIt 21
Don't be ridiculous, making a reference to spiderman...how lame!
DocBastard 40
A real badass would have run after the bus, jumped on the back, clambered onto the roof, busted a window, and climbed in. You are clearly not a badass.
a1f0sff 25
Or maybe not a movie actor...
vucui 21
*stunt double.
Pleonasm 36
He probably tried, jumped, was too short to catch the roof, and failed miserably in a belly flop of tar and asphalt. He cut it out because it was too embarrasing to end the story that way. Makes you wonder what the OPs leave out in a bid to save face.
gc327072 31
And when a real badass would've jumped on the back, he would've also accidentally opened the emergency door, causing it to swing out (with him on it). Then, right after he would've swung out, a 18-wheeler/lorry would've been coming in the oncoming lane, and OP would've had to push off the side of the bus, causing him to swing the door shut, with him riding on the inside of the door. While all this was going on, everybody in the bus would be freaking the **** out, and when he swings in, everyone gives him a standing ovation, and a fine lady gives him her number. So no, OP is clearly not a badass. NOTE: I didn't make this politically correct because it's tiring to write he/she/it every time I use a pronoun (especially on a cell phone). So just use your imagination for a female situation.
RedPillSucks 33
movie producers are furiously writing this down. obviously, the main character will be a transvestite/hermaphrodite to appeal to the he/she audience. the tension will occur when the main character is at work and has to decide which gender to identify with and which public restroom to use.
B0u_fml 18
Awww
mistercrow 9
Ouch! What an asshole bus driver! Phone that transportation company and file a complaint! We pay too much for this infrastructure that mistreats us so much >•
ZDR 11
..times lyk those are what make people want to drive instead of waiting for another bus again.!
DocBastard 40
I would like one good reason why you chose to misspell "lyk" while spelling everything else correctly. Come now, the entire Grammar Nazi community is anxiously awaiting your surely-scintillating explanation.
Pleonasm 36
Hey, while you're there Doc, grill him about that ".!" It's lyk, which one do you want to use.? You gotta choose;!
aalijahraj 10
Coz it's easier!!
happle 21
Because*
TwoOneFive 11
Should have jumped on the guys back
perdix 31
Why did you leave so much room between you and the big, fat guy? The chances of him farting in your face as you climb the stairs are only 1-in-4, 1-in-3, tops! And, despite the myth, fat guy farts aren't literally deadly, but you may wish you were dead if you get trapped in his flatulent miasma.
Trinity1836 11
speaking from experience, perdix?
perdix 31
Ugh, yes! Now, every time I am behind a fat guy at the bus stop, I phone in sick to work and walk home. Never again!
Trinity1836 11
this is why I carry nose plugs. can't risk my health. A study conducted by F.A.T shows that inhaling a silent but deadly, could in fact be deadly. be careful perdix, we can't risk you being added to that chart
RedPillSucks 33
The worst is when you're walking up the stairs behind someone and they fart. It's literally right in your face. The 2nd is in the elevator. With my luck, I'm in the empire state building on floor 1 going to floor 86, when... PROOOOP!!! at floor 3.
Trinity1836 11
thats when you stare at them straight in the eyes and fart loud and proud. Pretend to cough and cover your nose with your sleeve.
xRezSynn 15
Rude bus drivers....sorry OP
poccocurantes 7
Count your lucky stars. After all that running you won't be big and fat like the guy in front of you.
pmadNess 16
It's the same as in driving... The further back you are from a large object, the better around it you'll be able to see. Next time don't stand up someone's ass and maybe you'll be noticed!