Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
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_TasteTheRainbow 24
Wow, that bus driver is rude for not making sure there wasn't anyone else getting on. Sorry OP :(
Pleonasm 36
He's not playing fare.
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Comments (59)
FameNFortune 12
Ive seen that in movies soo funny .. But OP .
SethCohenheimer 6
I'm sorry but I literally laughed at that. Bus drivers a dicks >:(
emopoe 12
This has happened to me before, except I was able to thump on the door before the driver could merge & leave me behind.
Cupcake040 17
why is everyone saying it was a fat guy.....OP said taller. Honestly though maybe calling the bus company may get you something, but they also may just say it was a mistake and whatever else; but anyways good luck and maybe just stand not directly behind but a bit diagonally behind whoever is infront.
twiztedone 19
Actually it's says "taller and wider then me"
Pugs_not_drugs 9
could be muscle and build
twiztedone 19
Maybe he just reached the weight limit?!
DanielleinDC 34
Aw, I'm sorry, OP. That really sucks. The bus driver is an idiot for not making sure there was nobody left at the stop. But I don't know why the people who suggested that the bus was full were thumbed-down. It's a logical explanation, even if it sucks that there's room for everyone at the stop except for you.
Master0fTheDark 13
this would be way funnier if you tripped :p
Mf2307 15
i have totally had that happen before except they realized before they started driving away
jaapi 1
y would u chase the bus u will look like a idiot
Xotoolyxo 16
That's horrible, how could the driver have not noticed you