Today, I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn't what I'd had in mind. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on a whim, I decided to try parkour. I climbed a chain link fence and fell off, right onto my face. Then the owner of the property shouted at me. FML
Today, during my daily jog, a gate in my local park, which has been stuck open by weeds and overgrown grass for at least 6 years, was apparently weeded and properly closed yesterday. I hit that thing at full speed, flipped over it, and landed on my head with total strangers laughing at me. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
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Top comments
niiick97_fml 3
were u making a prison break
bravesfan112233 0
your the new humpty dumpty
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Comments (137)
adranja 0
fail!!!!
MeowingKat 0
Hah hah just remember to land like a kat, then you'll have no trouble... ;)
OMG_N3RD 0
Ouchh
flyerfan101 9
why'd you need to climb a gate in the first place?
FMLollie 7
Thats exactly what I thought any ways ouuuch!
hethomas27 0
a tailgate is NOT a gate. it's on the back of a truck!! so all of u who keep commenting like it's a gate and fence UR stupid!
tona01 16
read again...
mintcar 10
Yeah, you're right. /We're/ the stupid ones.
jane79 0
lol maybe u should not be boarder jumping so ydi. lol
Tenaed 7
hehehehe. this made me laugh:)
imhere6969 1
epic fail
KDBANK 2
Gates usually open, and if they don't it means they're locked. A locked gate usually means you're not allowed on the other side.
leeshxx 3
the mustache and cigar are a nice add my boner boy