Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband thought I was still asleep while he was getting ready for work. How do I know? I watched him grab a condom out of his nightstand and put it in his lunchbox. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I found out my ex was sleeping around with others without a condom. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we were out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
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Top comments
Soninuva 41
Normally I'm not one to jump on the dump him bandwagon, but in this instance where it seems like he was cheating on you because your desires didn't match his, I'd be willing to make an exception. Talk to him first, though, and not accusingly. Simply ask about it. It could be innocent, such as an old wrapper from the last time you two had sex and he found it, and picked it up placing it in his pocket, intending to throw it away, but forgetting to.
chirstinap325 23
Might be a reach but could have been masterbating with it for less mess
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Comments (36)
Stuffaluffagus 25
I hope you mean ex husband
kid1jeets 6
Plot twist, it's a Twix wrapper.
Muck1ng 1
Talk to him. He may have just been having a posh wank.
atw138012 5
Very sorry to hear this!
Rabite 28
I experienced the same problem with the pill. It's quite ironic that birth control which should make sex easier for you leaves you with not wanting sex at all. That's one reason why I don't understand why doctors give out the pill like candy and don't tell you about all the side effects or about other possibilities you have for birth control.
1hardasswoman 10
Get. Tested. Now.
Twisted_Angel 17
The last part of this "turns out he went elsewhere" makes me think she already asked him, and he confessed. sorry OP that sucks. good luck figuring out what to do next.
kevinsagirl2323 8
He's a prick. no excuses for cheating