Today, I realized that I broke up with a man who loved me and was great in bed but was afraid of commitment, to be with a man who loves me, who is great in bed, and wants to be with me forever. So what's the problem? Now that we are committed, he won't get it on with me anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn't "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we'd hooked up and said we loved each other. FML
Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, the man I loved broke up with me, because he felt like his feelings for me were not enough for a serious relationship. As much as I'm thankful that he didn't drag me along, this hurts like hell. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke things off, because he says I have a "horrible, horrible personality" and that I'm only really fuck-buddy material, which is a problem because he wants something long-term. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
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Top comments
LeStab 4
Badly written?
alsoelp 0
No no. guy #1: nice, can sex, doesnt like commitment. she left him for guy #2. Guy #2 can sex, is nice, and is not afraid of commitment. but now that theyre committed, he won't sex her. So basically she found a guy to marry. married him, let herself go, now he wont sex her.
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Comments (70)
LeStab 4
Badly written?
michaelcarell 0
You sound like a total bitch
fakepolice 0
no terribly written... what is going on... fllow-up much?
Meowxkittyxkitty 0
I was thinking the same thing.
Cthulu 0
big deal. suck it up.
mdjn09 0
don't be such a ****
hottopicthief 0
karma?!?
Avenging_Angel 0
What. I read this twice and I'm still not getting it.
MadVlrus 1
Her boyfriend ****** her but didn't want to marry her She dumped him for a guy who ****** her... married her... but stopped ******* her after marrying. She is pissed off that she isn't getting any. Srsly ppl... it's not THAT hard... -.-''
kittykat52810 0
agreed it isnt that hard -.- wow
crocko101 0
huuuuuh?
uchihasasuke 0
that's what u get for being uglyyyy
lahp 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
for those who dont get it she basicly saying she is now committed to some one even cause she love him and the sex.. even thou she hates committment and now she committed to him.. she gets no sex..
PaperCaper 11
lol not quite.
IndigoFuckYou 9
this made even less sense than the FML.