Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be funny to mow a dick into my grandmother's lawn, but the mower leaked gasoline and now there's a giant dead grass outline. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire two acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML
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Top comments
24788 7
HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.
goode48 0
how the **** do you do that haha thats some creativity
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Comments (148)
Shanny_fml 0
Wow ur tht bored. Get a life :) YDI
cheese1756 0
I probably would have done the same thing too but YDI for not checking the gas.
Jl33_fml 0
AHHAHHAHAHAH ... LOL >
i_laff_at_u 0
i agree with #9 .-.
blackhawk465 0
You can't tell when your lawnmower is running low on gas? YDI.
ammali 0
#30 HAHA
JohnFR33M4N 0
its not like grandmas havent had sex. that would be impossible
Daysgoby 0
You don't ******* know if it's fake or not so shut up and quit ruining the FML by calling it fake -.-'
Vilen1025 0
This... is stupid. It isn't even an FML.
snowboard11 0
Ur sooooooooo freakin retarted!!! U definately deserve that one. U must like penis tho...freak