Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was half asleep when my cat came over to cuddle. I was petting her in the dark when I felt what I thought was a patch of matted fur under her neck, as if she had been injured and bleeding. Alarmed, I felt for that spot again and found myself holding her tail. What I'd felt was in fact my cat's anus. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, my eyesight is getting terrible. I saw a white cat in front of my house, so I went up to it. To my delight it didn’t move, so I bent down to stroke it. Wrong call, it was a plastic bag. FML
Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML
Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML
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Incubuss 0
Oh yeah FYL.. more like **** your cats life.
ama17 0
Oh god... that's disgusting!! FML for sure. Hope your cat's okay
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Icarus3 0
Sounds like pinworms. Not too serious, and pretty common. Just take the cat to the vet to get medication (and, of course, make sure it's not actually something more serious than pinworms). Be careful, since pinworms can spread to humans. Wear gloves when cleaning the litter box and always wash your hands before eating.
SHANESEPiCB1TCH 0
Usch, så äckligt o:
olliec 0
äckligt D:
Professor59 2
Take better care of your cat before you lose it!
KatjaKat 0
YDI for not deworming your cat when you must know it's a hunter. It's not expensive you know...
ZebraZuver 1
You must be far-sighted, not near-sighted. o.o
steffibug 0
**** your cats life for having an awful owner who doesnt know how to look after a cat! You have to regularly give your cats worming tablets, to prevent worms, because worms are painful and uncomfortable and dangerous to your cats health!
JanisEvans 10
You dumb ****! Get your cat wormed and fast! I have seen the inside of a worm-ridden cat after the worms had eaten their way through her intestines and the poor thing had died a painful death. You don't want that to happen, do you?
giganticbrain 0
Oh boy, sounds like we have an animal activist (#109). Oooooohhhh bbbooooyyyy.
ti3n_t 0
YDI for feeding your cat indigestable garden worms. Shame on you.
OhJenni 0
Uhhhhhh. That is so gross....