Today, I was messaging a girl on a dating app. Things were going well so I thought I'd ask her to meet. She had listed hiking as an interest 3 times on her profile so I suggested we meet at a state park. She told me she doesn't hike on a first meet and blocked me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I matched with a woman on Tinder with whom I'd already talked on another dating app. The conversation had died out pretty quickly, so I was surprised she gave me a second chance. Her first message was to tell me how boring I was on the other app. FML
Today, I was preparing for a date with an amazing woman I'd been talking to for two weeks. An hour before our date, I sent a check-in text; no response. After about 30 minutes, I reset my phone as a last hope and received her message from TWO HOURS BEFORE, checking in with me. I'm now blocked with no way to explain. FML
Today, I asked a girl to move from Tinder to WhatsApp, after 3 weeks of nice chat. She said no way, and that I just wanted nudes and then unmatched. The only intention I had was getting to know her and asking her on a date. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I'd been talking to this girl for 3 months, and she finally agreed on a date. We got drinks and food, then she said, "I'm just going to the bathroom", then never came back, and blocked me. FML
Today, I saw a friend’s Instagram post. She's lost so much weight since the last time I saw her, so I slid in her DMs hoping to score a date. It was going quite well until I asked her out and she responded, “You’re only asking me out because I’m skinny now, right? You’re barking up the wrong tree” and she blocked me. FML
Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
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Top comments
Ghostrui 31
Meeting a stranger for a hike on a first meet may have set alarm bells for them. You'd want to suggest meeting at a place where there will be people around and not wind up so easily secluded.
idrow 7
Even if it did trigger alarm bells for her, she could have suggested an alternate meetup, like go for coffee or something.
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Comments (28)
xnider 5
that's not that bad, that's call rejection and as a man you have live with that until you get the one..keep doing what you are doing you'll plug that **** on a nice pussy 1 day
RichardPencil 32
Tell her you don’t mind if she doesn’t “hike” on the first date, but you’re curious about a different four-letter activity. ;)
blueknight1st 26
Makes sense. I mean what if you were an axe murderer?
fjvitt 14
Hey serial killer—go for Starbucks on the first date...there’s always time for a “hike.”
mssileas 25
Seriously you need to stop getting hung up over people you've only known for three days through a text bubble. Yes, it sucked, she obviously had no real interest, but that's allowed. Move on.
831curmudgeon 7
The blocking seems excessive, but you can't really blame her for not wanting to wander into the wilderness with some random guy from the internet she doesn't know!
whatsername 1
I mean blocking is a bit extreme because she didn't explain why it's worrisome, but suggesting a hike upon a first date is a little bit Ted Bundy dude.
Jonkbaby 23
I thought it was a good try. maybe next time suggest meeting at REI Cabelas or whatever local sporting goods store