Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc., and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personalities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
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dope_mcfly 24
Yousa pathetic
Nova297 23
Sounds like you need a new circle of friends
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Comments (15)
WeirdUS 30
There is a difference between lovable clumsy and clumsy it's pathetic . If it really is the latter you really might want to consider changing some things especially if it's most or all of them. If you suffer from social anxiety or awkwardness might be time to look into something.
Michelle O'Quinn 5
You need new friends!
Neror 13
Your friends frame their lives from a dust m Star Wars point of reference. F their lives.