Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until my grandmother walked up to us and said to me, "You sure have a nice looking boyfriend." My friend is a girl. She has cancer and lost all of her hair due to chemotherapy. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I've stayed friends with, begged me to accompany him to the hospital, and act like we are still in love and are now engaged in front of his dying grandmother, who once greatly supported our relationship. We both witnessed her last moments, and her last words to us: "…who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, my grandma, who was placed in a hospice a few months ago, started to decline in health and passed away, The day before she died I thought my girlfriend was so sweet because she took a leading role in her care, just to find out she didn’t care about her at all. It was just an act to steal her pain medication. FML
Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML
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ams_fml 0
don't worry, she's probably blind anyway.
GameRater01 0
That is a crazy lady.
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Comments (75)
mleeb 0
That's one cool grandma!
jSOPURE 3
Sipping the Haterade even on her death bed. That's truly gangster.
jesusjr 0
On the bright side, she's dying ;)
Fa7_fml 0
You must be some kind of ugly if she pointed you out like that hahaha.
tlee 0
Obviously I don't know the tone with which she said that, but maybe that was an intended compliment that just went horribly wrong. Maybe the grandmother was trying to tell the fiance that he shouldn't delay marrying you and, you know, having fun with you. Perhaps it was an attempt at humor with the intention of complimenting you...or maybe she's just a vicious old lady. Who knows.
marris 0
who has a grandmother who uses the word screwed to mean sex?
biggee531 7
It is just dementia. I'm sure everyone will encounter it at some point in their lives.
ammy1229 0
lmao #9
Ordinary_Zena 0
old people say the funniest things....
minorbliss 0
definitely jewish