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This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Thanks, I guess
Today, for my Christmas bonus at work, I got a potted plant and some lotion. FML
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clumsylobster 17
Anythings a ***** when you're brave enough. And free lube
brandoneyez1 25
Be grateful. Some people didn't get any bonus at work.
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techchef 6
Could of been worse...Could of been membership to the Jelly of the Month Club
bobbabson 8
Sounds kinky
Kopkiwi 1
You know what I got? Nothing. Shut the **** up and be happy you got something.
R2Y2 22
Rub the plant. All over. Entire bottle of lotion.
Koolaidandtacos 21
Cactus + large bottle of lube
Fluticorns 1
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
the_advanced 1
you boss wants you to ********** to the plant?
redneckfrankie 13
for one; you should be thankful you even have a job and for two; at least you got some kind of Christmas bonus. spoiled and a lil selfish much?!!!
mimii00 10
There is easily about 50 people I served Christmas Eve dinner at the food bank tonight, that would have loved that gift, let alone a gift in general. Be great full, you aren't entitled to anything.
1Nsan3 11
Lol get over it op I got nothing for my xmas bonus