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Thanks, I guess

Today, for my Christmas bonus at work, I got a potted plant and some lotion. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Anythings a ***** when you're brave enough. And free lube

Be grateful. Some people didn't get any bonus at work.

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At least you'll smell good & have a plant to liven up your workspace

I got a $3 journal. We're a fortune 100 company. ?

Hey, at least you got something. For my Christmas bonus, my work fired me.

I got a $25 gift certificate to my place of employment.

At least you got something.

I got socks and get this, a sleeve of thin mints (not the Girl Scout ones, the cheap dollar store pack!)

They must think you look like Caputo from Orange is the new black

I got a small bag of cheap chocolate. I'll trade.

Much better than mine. I got 2 tickets to eat in the company cafeteria. Half the people who eat there end up sick. :-p

We got a free coffee if you worked Christmas Eve night or Christmas Day.