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Thanks, I guess

Today, for my Christmas bonus at work, I got a potted plant and some lotion. FML

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Anythings a ***** when you're brave enough. And free lube

Be grateful. Some people didn't get any bonus at work.

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Lotion, if you know what I mean...

s/he puts the lotion on the skin or else s/he gets the hose again.

Mr. Caputo; is that you??? #orangeisthenewblack

I'm guessing if you don't like the plant you can take a lotion and go f*** yourself.