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Thanks, I guess

Today, for my Christmas bonus at work, I got a potted plant and some lotion. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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clumsylobster 17

Anythings a ***** when you're brave enough. And free lube

brandoneyez1 25

Be grateful. Some people didn't get any bonus at work.

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Comments (55)

TipTopCaduceus 11

Oh no, not free stuff and a kindly gesture! I get that money would have been better. But goddamn, entitlement is a problem.

Henderson444 16

Beats a subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club.

kernelkat 16

Damn you beat me to it.

buckdharma 38

If the potted plant is Poison Ivy, and the lotion is Calamine, then you're all set.

barakicohen 11

Maybe they expect you to jerk off to a plant?

xx_alexmagm_xx 12

Better than nothing OP.

mossprincess 12

I got a free coffee coupon worth $2.

IamHercules 24

I got a Starbucks card for $10. I don't even like Starbucks.

IamHercules 24

Wanna trade? :P

Britt125 16

Last year I got a layoff notice instead of a bonus. The company stopped giving out bonuses a couple years before that. Sorry but I just don't feel that bad. Kind of a weird bonus, but they don't have to give you anything and at least you have a job.

jbombdighetty 11

give the potted plant to the lazy who got the solar lights the other day.

mistress_paz 30

Everyone at my department got poinsettias. It's a nice gesture so stop whining.

kay131 12

I got a box of See's chocolate ... to be shared with my whole department.