Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
Today, after I was away for a couple of days, my wife told me she’s been doing laundry while I was gone. I'd reminded her to clean out the lint catcher because it might catch fire. I came home to a new dryer and a smoke damaged house. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
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logan00_fml 15
You sure its from the honey? Don't lie...
MrConcise 35
So your laundry is the same as from when you were a teenager?
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Comments (54)
TheCerealKiller 24
I only read the comments to see if anyone had said "that sounds like a sticky situation" and I don't know whether to be pleased or disappointed.
Enslaved 38
Honey in the dryer is a lot better than her copying mom and putting bleach in there instead.
15Erik 21
Your daughter sounds like a sweet girl, buzzing around and helping your queen bee.
bl865ood 17
I think this is a sticky situation.
peacheso 31
Wish I could tag #14 in this comment.
dylanhasemann 9
Tell your daughter to "stick" to the basics.
PhantomFollower 20
I know people think shebis being cute, but until I know the age of your daughter I'll keep imagining a teenager. That isn't quite as adorable.
buckdharma 38
You're hot, sticky sweet from your head to your feet yeah
False_Stupidity 42
A quote from a Def Leppard song if I'm not mistaken, awesome!
rhysfucker 24
Yeah...if she's 5 it's a cute story. If she's 15 then not so much.
doubleofuck 20
Just explain how she can help mummy in a productive way. I'm sure she'll be happy to be included in what you do without being told off or punished, plus bonding time with your little one
duffy512pd 9
I somehow feel you deserve this
laden_swallow09 35
Feelings don't make a lot of sense, do they?