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are these people even HUMAN? This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Bristol, United States

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Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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UnluckyGenius 21

He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.

This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?

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"Cocaine is a hell of a drug." - Rick James

Avocado is not a drug. I used to suck d*** for coke. And that's an addiction, man. Did you ever suck some dick for Avocado? Boo this man.

next time have a knife from the kitchen handy and go all crocodile Dundee on him.

Next time bring a bazooka with you.

Maybe the pizza slices were to big so he needed to cut them up?

O.O Well next time you know. Don't mess with a man's avacados.

Avocados are tasty! It's perfectly understandable. But seriously, that is a tad extreme. :/

sbarua219 17

Avocados on pizza?

Avacados on pizza, huh? Well, it sounds a bit odd, but I'm the type of person who prefers to try things before judging them.

Well of course he had a knife. Who the hell puts avocados on a pizza???