Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
Today, while stocking the shelves, a customer demanded I ring up his stuff. I’m not a cashier and therefore don’t have a login code to do so, so I told him as such. He then pulled out a knife and threatened to stab me if I didn’t ring him up. I’m currently writing this from the ER. FML
Today, at work as a manager at pizza place, I got yelled by a customer because they got one fewer paper plates than they asked for. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML
Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
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UnluckyGenius 21
He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.
Tylerj1124 12
This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?
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Comments (101)
jw90 18
Did you ninja kick him in the face?
Cor1nn4 10
Were they Mexican? We don't play when it comes to our avocados
whatth3h3ck 13
Someone REALLY liked avocados!!! Like seriously loved them!!
AviProspering 5
He was gonna help cut up the pizza!
gAt_d 26
Damn, he's serious about his avocados.
reymon8823 24
You work at Chili's
LowExpectations 30
Some people just can't handle life at all.
wtfwhyfml 12
...Maybe it's just because where I live we never run out of cheap avocados; but holy wow. Popcorn time until follow up is posted.
HeadlessSparrow 20
Did you ask him to borrow the knife?
yeayeaserena13 9
...... who puts avocado on pizza. ...?
Wakachulak 22
I do! And it's delicious!