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are these people even HUMAN? This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Bristol, United States

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Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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UnluckyGenius 21

He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.

This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?

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What the hell OP. You gotta have avocados on deck!

Gotta have a guac

Psycho_Babydoll 26

He sure sounds passionate about his pizza.

gavagoul 10

Psychopath if you ask me.

Brando23 13

Here's what you do... Kiss him

gavagoul 10

Rub jalapeños in his eyes. That'll teach him.

I think we located the forrest OP's knife.

MooseKnuckle5150 13

Who puts avocado on pizza??

That's what I was wondering too sort of makes me want to try it

You should give him a pizza your mind.

Well... You can't blame him avocados are foodgasmic!