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Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML

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You nibble, not suck. And either way, you'd be able to spit it out.

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spit it out an make a candle

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lmao YDI for swallowing something you found in your husbands ear. yuck!!!!

Thats nasty!

****, i get disgusted by my *own* earwax...and i've seen a lotta weird stuff in my lifetime... i don't even... |the kid|

um nibbling? or sticking your tongue right in his ear..

that is so disgusting

wtf is wrong with you?? why the **** were you nibbling on his ear, and why the **** does he not clean his ears?? this FML makes me seriously hate humanity

EW! there are just some things you can't unread :(

WTF!? Doesn't nibbling only involve the earlobe? Wax should not be near the lobe. Were you vacuuming out his earhole or something? You shouldn't have swallowed it anyway.

It really does