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Mielad 0
You nibble, not suck. And either way, you'd be able to spit it out.
sparklestar69 1
spit it out an make a candle
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Comments (76)
zebrapattern 6
okay so you basically ate out his ear. you didn't just 'nibble'.
magpie0911 0
I just piled a little that's DISGUSTING!
ThisRandomChild 0
I gagged SO much just now :-(
iluvmusic8128 0
ewwwwwwwwwwww
mustangkid21 0
At least you swallow!!!
pwnman 33
I just barfed.
avaloncode 8
I just threw up in my mouth
15949058 4
I wanna puke
tigerlover39 9
Um gross by the way I might have just barfed. I should've stopped after the first part
pigglywiggly12 4
Ppooopoi