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Mielad 0
You nibble, not suck. And either way, you'd be able to spit it out.
sparklestar69 1
spit it out an make a candle
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Comments (76)
lissalove17 8
You're supposed to nibble the earlobe, not stick your tongue way up in there. That's disgusting.
FYLSLOWLY 0
Ear nibbling is a sure turn off for me. Ew.
Niaa_fml 0
I literally gagged. And still feel like vomiting. Ugh that is so horrible xD
sparklestar69 1
your pic fits the FML haha
Jessi195 0
Uhh If Your Pic Is Like Tht Then You Shouldnt Really Be Grossed Out By This FML (Gross.] lol
DrButtermaker 0
That's ******* gross. Period.
lilredvettefan 5
I would have acted casual the put it in his mouth when u kissed him
blahblahblah5_x 13
Ew lol, tough luck .. just make sure he washes next time ;)
zowieandzander77 1
what's with FML's and the use of the word whilst
bluegoldfish 7
yeah what is that?
bran_d1986 0
Wow. I just gagged.
darklitfaery 0
what the **** were you doing? sucking on his ear HOLE?
CleanseTheKraken 0
The usage of the word "lump" here is probably what set me to think this is more disgusting then it is. Regardless, it's still sick