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Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML

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You nibble, not suck. And either way, you'd be able to spit it out.

sparklestar69 1

spit it out an make a candle

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notsoluckypup 12

I am definitely making sure my boyfriend's ears are clean before we do shit from now on...

sounds like more than nibbling to me. YDI.

Ewwww. Maybe you should have kept it to ur self

Even if it is so disgusting that a few of us gagged and vomited, I bet she will think twice about putting her mouth anywhere near his ear again. I think this is one that is making a lot of us think FML for reading it.

That is disgusting, but you could've spit it out

nasty and gross

Omg wtf?!?!!? That's ******* disgusting!!!!!

is that even possible?? I'd really rather prefer to think not! sick.

words that came to mind: ohmygod EWWW.. that's so gross