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Mielad 0
You nibble, not suck. And either way, you'd be able to spit it out.
sparklestar69 1
spit it out an make a candle
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Comments (76)
KaptainKickAss 5
Shrek popped into mily mind at the moment...
worldclassrager 41
I should stop reading these when eating breakfast...ugh
namine120409 42
That's ******* disgusting.
luked557 11
Oh thanks for making me choke
Sweet_Melody 15
Ew! That would ruin the moment for me if that happened to me.
123Puppy 33
Ew