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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Norwalk, United States

Talk to me baby

Today, I felt so lonely that I asked Siri to read me Wikipedia articles so that I could pretend I was having a conversation with a real human being. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Try to make online friends? It might help if you're that lonely.

It's okay op! We all have our down times, you just gotta get yourself out there! After all, strangers are just friends we haven't met yet!

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Friendship, and companionship, do not come easily to all. Perhaps it will be more rewarding if we do not sell our own company too cheaply. Though I don't have a phone, I am similarly disposed to having conversations alone. But I have found being surrounded by the works of late, august personages, who have made an art of communicating from the page, may present in solitude boons that one might have missed otherwise.

Reminds me of the time I was using Siri for something when visiting my grandmother,and she started asking if it was my girlfriend I was talking to.*facepalm*

Hey OP, feel free to message me if you ever want someone to talk to. I mean it!