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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Norwalk, United States

Talk to me baby

Today, I felt so lonely that I asked Siri to read me Wikipedia articles so that I could pretend I was having a conversation with a real human being. FML

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Thanksgiving

Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

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Try to make online friends? It might help if you're that lonely.

It's okay op! We all have our down times, you just gotta get yourself out there! After all, strangers are just friends we haven't met yet!

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Hahaha. You're a ******* loser?

Try Meetup.com

Try watching ASMR videos on YouTube. Weird to start with, but much more comforting.

That's not a bad idea... Thanks.

TheEpicKitten 20

Listen to "You're only Human" by Billy Joel

bigdfootball97 24

You can do that?! I'm gonna go do that now.

put up your info, OP. let's be friends. I've been there. it's no fun. I'm sure people from this site would like to keep you company.

I suggest Cleverbot... much better at conversation than wikipedia....

shortcake18 15

Sorry op but one funny thing to ask Siri is to divide 0 by 0.