Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Norwalk, United States
Talk to me baby
Today, I felt so lonely that I asked Siri to read me Wikipedia articles so that I could pretend I was having a conversation with a real human being. FML
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Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Try to make online friends? It might help if you're that lonely.
S0LUS 16
It's okay op! We all have our down times, you just gotta get yourself out there! After all, strangers are just friends we haven't met yet!
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aashole1 4
Hahaha. You're a ******* loser?
mishwarner 14
Try Meetup.com
davek 36
Try watching ASMR videos on YouTube. Weird to start with, but much more comforting.
kaitieloo 22
That's not a bad idea... Thanks.
TheEpicKitten 20
Listen to "You're only Human" by Billy Joel
bigdfootball97 24
You can do that?! I'm gonna go do that now.
KxHoneyCombxP 24
Why so lonely?
drrobotnik1 18
put up your info, OP. let's be friends. I've been there. it's no fun. I'm sure people from this site would like to keep you company.
Quildun 5
I suggest Cleverbot... much better at conversation than wikipedia....
shortcake18 15
Sorry op but one funny thing to ask Siri is to divide 0 by 0.