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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Norwalk, United States

Talk to me baby

Today, I felt so lonely that I asked Siri to read me Wikipedia articles so that I could pretend I was having a conversation with a real human being. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Try to make online friends? It might help if you're that lonely.

S0LUS 16

It's okay op! We all have our down times, you just gotta get yourself out there! After all, strangers are just friends we haven't met yet!

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Comments (45)

Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Try to make online friends? It might help if you're that lonely.

MrPotatoFace 9

wanna be my online friend? with benefits? *wink*

Tripartita 45

Depends. Do you cover dental, #11?

Mortoli 30

lol. i stay online. forever alone guy here otherwise ;)

S0LUS 16

It's okay op! We all have our down times, you just gotta get yourself out there! After all, strangers are just friends we haven't met yet!

Coland 19

Or murderers

stingray112 24

Yeh I'd try to find an online game or something that's reasonably popular and see if u can't make any online friends that would help more than u might think

itsalanis 25

Well, eventually Siri's gonna run out of stuff to say; get yourself out there and make friends! If that seems a bit uncomfortable to you, then start out online. I've made a few friends that way, and I've definitely been in the same boat before, so I can empathize. Good luck :)

shinikageWolf 15

She's reading Wikipedia articles, it's gonna be a while before she runs out of articles to read from.

aubamas 20

try o'meagle lots of freaks there too

WolfsScar 15

Don't ask her what 0 divided by 0 is..

Tripartita 45

It's okay. Just don't get /too/ attached otherwise you'll end up with a love story fit for a Spike Jonze production.

604 11

Haven't you seen "Her"?

Tripartita 45

I think so… who wrote and directed it?

KhaleesiDannie 26

Listen to creepy stories on YouTube not only will it feel like someone's talking to you but afterwards you'll feel like someone's with you and always watching

Miss_Chevious 37

At least you're not lonely enough to make her start calling you 'daddy'.

lexred 30

Hey don't be so gloomy....we all are ur frndz.. just try and chat with some of us on FML....then you'll not feel lonely again.