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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Norwalk, United States

Talk to me baby

Today, I felt so lonely that I asked Siri to read me Wikipedia articles so that I could pretend I was having a conversation with a real human being. FML

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Thanksgiving

Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

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Try to make online friends? It might help if you're that lonely.

It's okay op! We all have our down times, you just gotta get yourself out there! After all, strangers are just friends we haven't met yet!

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Wanna be friends, OP?

thatguy240 27

go to a bar.

At least you can afford Siri. I am still using an iPhone 4.

We can be friends? (:

start socialising here on fml..try

Lots of friends to be made on social media. Start here, I will be your friend OP :)

it's really not that hard to make friends. even random people in public will hold a conversation with complete strangers. go out and make merry!

Better than looking on Craigslist...

Try 7 Cups of Tea?

Go look on Facebook for local groups with interests you have such as book clubs or whatever. Or go take a class at your local library, college, adult school or whatever. reconnect with old friends. Get out there OP. Friendship works both ways you can't expect others to want to be your friend if you don't put in the effort.