Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
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Durf 0
why not jump in?
smiller0789 3
At least you got a free show out of the deal :p
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Comments (247)
Numba22 0
#4 is funny. and how in the hell do you not know that this girl was a lesbian?
makjon86 0
122 i cant put my penis in an intellectual or emotional connection... i've tried. it was awkward and neither of us finished.
sondramcfail 0
Hahaha. Most guys I know would think of that as a plus. :P
primogen18 0
wow, i love how there's nothing homophobic in this FML, but a guy gets screwed out of a will from his mother because hes gay gets all the heat, people really confuse me.
Dopehead666 21
And--? That doesn't mean that she wouldn't be interested you. *sigh* People these days.
whiteycubano3 0
so awesome
tomarino13 0
How is this FML material?!?!?! She's by!!!!! That's just ******* great!! Just join in. Problem solved.
hir23 0
124: Grow up.
lolololcheese 0
when i'm stable long enough, i start to look around for love see a sweet in floral print, my mind begins the arrangements but when i start to feel that pull, turns out i just pulled myself she would never go with me were i the last girl on earth i'm dumb, she's a lesbian i thought i had found the one we were good as married in my mind but married in my mind's no good ohh, pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth, let me know the truth might have smoked a few in my time, but never thought it was a crime knew the day would surely come when i'd chill and settle down but when i think i've found a good old fashioned girl, then she put me in my place everyone's a little queer, oh can't she be a little straight? i'm dumb, she's a lesbian i thought i had found the one we were good as married in my mind but married in my mind's no good ohh, pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth, let me know the truth =w= for the win.
rukusrazor 0
Seems like the PERFECT time to tell her. Meeeeeeeeooooow!