Today, I now accept how stupid I was to marry a man whose plans for the future all start with, "When I win the lottery…" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came home, complaining about not having enough money for bills. He then pulled a stack of lottery tickets out of his bag, saying, "I hope one of these wins." FML
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, after 8 years and a house bought together, I realised I regret getting married. FML
Today, not only did my ex-wife take everything in our divorce, my most recent lottery ticket was off by only one number, I would have won millions and she wouldn’t have been entitled to a penny. Oh well, back to sleeping in my caravan, which is all I have left. FML
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
Today, I discovered my husband hadn't stopped his dangerous gambling habit, even though he'd promised to stop after I caught him the first time two months ago. I'm hurt, sad, confused, and angry. FML
Today, I realized that I may have made a mistake in getting married, because he kept telling people to "Stop fucking crying, it's not a funeral." FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I’m married to a man who thought Trump had several good ideas but just went about it the wrong way, but he’s sure he’ll do better next time when he takes the White House back from Biden. FML
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Top comments
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
When he wins the lottery you ain't gonna get a dime with that attitude.
spookyboy 20
Start all your plans with "After my husband gets his future straightened out..."
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Comments (76)
Asinger06 1
How long have you two been together? Seems funny that this would now suddenly be an issue if you've been together any length of time, as these are things that should have been discussed before saying, "I do." If he doesn't win, us he still going to work to support things? Do you even know?
twilight2002 17
funny on so many levels lol hahaha
dcats 13
Lol, I feel you.
mattyiscool123 26
And when that doesn't work out, more lottery
militarybrat 21
We talk like that for fun. Its not stupid to have dreams.
Kendrah18 19
Well.. Living in Ontario is a start! Haha. It's always Ontario that wins the big pots on lotto max! :(
Witchylady 18
Well when I win the lottery..... I don't think there is a person who doesn't think about that. Your husband just happens to include that conversation in his daily interaction with you. And when he wins the lottery what would you say then ?
THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9
More context is needed, but if you knew this before you married him, you shouldn't have married him. YDI
CogadhTallon 16
Please, PLEASE tell us you heard this clearly bulletproof plan after marriage. Because otherwise not only is this a YDI, but I'd have to beg you two not to bring us closer to Idiocracy.
toolazytotype99 18
Well...at least he didn't say when he sells his Glow-in-the-dark Cat Hats to his boss