Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I had a first date planned. He texted saying he was sick and couldn't make it. Two hours later, his Twitter account said otherwise. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Flirting isn’t dating.
Amanda G Rich 23
so? thats how dating works
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Comments (15)
Matt Much 12
What's the problem? He gave you way more info than he was obligated to give. He could have said nothing but then you'd think he lost interest. He's giving you the fairest chance ever, and must feel that you are worth that.
veerle8en 8
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E2dav 5
He's not interested, find someone else
randybryant799 21
And you thought that this guy, a man you have never met, is supposed to not go out with anyone but you? That's absurd.