Today, I found out that my fiancé has a list with every woman he slept. Chronologically. I'm number 23, out of 27. Our wedding is in two months. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé has been sexting my friend for about a month. I've already paid for our wedding, which was supposed to be next week. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML
Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML
Today, I found my girlfriend's list of people she's slept with on her Google docs. There was 11 names after mine. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
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Taylor Caldwell 10
I hope you mean your wedding “was” in two months.
pjsr 33
Make him #1 on the list of quickest you’ve kicked a guy to the curb.
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Comments (14)
TexasKitten79 6
Why did this not say, "My NOW EX FIANCEE.." ?
Danielle Roberts 9
I hope you chose to cancel that wedding...
Joshawott 21
If OP slept with their now-fiancé before getting together, then it could be explained by him only counting the first times, and he slept with the other four before they got together. Buuuuut I doubt that. Would be a fun twist though.
AmbrosiaFan 19
So were you guys exclusive around your first time having sex, or was it not exclusive at that time? Did you guys break up for a bit at any time?