Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Youngsville, United States
Suspicious mind
Today, after two weeks of intense detective work, I found out my wife isn't cheating on me after all. She really has just been going out and playing table tennis with her friend like she said. Who the hell even plays table tennis? FML
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Tripartita 45
I'm sorry to read that, OP. Perhaps you two could see a counselor until she's comfortable enough to stop playing table tennis and start cheating on you.
ThunderLightTSV 31
So is the FML that your wife plays table tennis or...
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theonecasey 27
Op, do you have friends? How about you spend the afternoon with yours and she can with hers?!
kurotitan95 6
I'm glad you found your complaining priority dude. Shouldn't you be happy she isn't cheating on you or were you wanting that to be the outcome?
Etweens96 25
We'll be glad she actually is playing the game instead of cheating on you. If anything, I think you're lucky you got a wife who loves you enough not to cheat on you.
Etweens96 25
Well* stupid auto correct
shitstorm28 11
you got issues, op. ydi
GirasolNegro 22
So you'd rather that she was actually cheating on you?!
mattyiscool123 26
Who the hell even plays table tennis? Who the hell still reads newspapers? Oh wait, a lot of people. You can't make these assumptions
Melix 31
Forest Gump plays table tennis
DSW_Azrael 4
All I read was I have trust issues
hookumsnivy 6
Who the hell plays table tennis? It's one of the most popular participant sports in the world. I'm actually surprised you called it table tennis and not ping pong - I'm guessing it's because that's what your wife called it. It gets a bad rap in the US because everyone thinks about the game people play in their basements with people tapping the ball back and forth. That's not real table tennis. Check out professional table tennis, it's a ridiculously difficult sport at the high levels. Even watching the professionals it's hard to appreciate how fast the ball is moving and the ridiculous amount of spin on the ball. The think the real FML is that you had to do intense detective work for 2 weeks. How hard is it to just follow someone to the table tennis club?
thatweirdasian 22
I call it ping pong too, I love playing ping pong!!
emlizcat 21
So your upset that you paid a bunch of money to find out that your wife isn't lying to you? You need to work on your trust issues.