Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Youngsville, United States
Suspicious mind
Today, after two weeks of intense detective work, I found out my wife isn't cheating on me after all. She really has just been going out and playing table tennis with her friend like she said. Who the hell even plays table tennis? FML
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Tripartita 45
I'm sorry to read that, OP. Perhaps you two could see a counselor until she's comfortable enough to stop playing table tennis and start cheating on you.
ThunderLightTSV 31
So is the FML that your wife plays table tennis or...
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MrGarrett26 11
she knew you were trailing her. do 2 more weeks but get a friend to do it
InfiniteSecret 20
That's pathetic that someone would have that little trust in their partner, then be judgemental that their partner isn't cheating on them and is actually doing what they said they were doing.
Armeniangirl_fml 15
I do!!!!! me and a lot if people do! YDI on this one!
TheNewGuy03 29
...you know, you could have avoided all of this by asking to watch her play table tennis. Or, you know, trust her. Eh, who does that anyway?
daddy_ravioli 3
I missed the part where this was an fml???
leakycauldron 12
Not quite a YDI, but not quite a FYL either. But hey, at least she isn't cheating!
esca6angel 16
A lot of people, it's a great activity and keeps you in shape
animechan 15
Wtf table tennis is awesome
tranced_ 45
you should've known better since she's your wife! why did you even married her if you don't even know which sport she's into !?
AryanaStar 14
The wife could have started recently js
frmicolo 5
Get revenge. Start playing regular tennis. She deserves it.
InfiniteSecret 20
Revenge for what? The spouse didn't do anything wrong ????.
0neiros 14
OK Mr. Superior, here's all the comments boiled down. You are an arrogant condescending ass who doesn't deserve the woman he's married to. We all hope that one day she takes the table tennis paddle and reddens your ass with it till you can't sit down for a week.
kurodansei 16
Kinky. I bet he'd like that.