Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Youngsville, United States
Suspicious mind
Today, after two weeks of intense detective work, I found out my wife isn't cheating on me after all. She really has just been going out and playing table tennis with her friend like she said. Who the hell even plays table tennis? FML
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Tripartita 45
I'm sorry to read that, OP. Perhaps you two could see a counselor until she's comfortable enough to stop playing table tennis and start cheating on you.
ThunderLightTSV 31
So is the FML that your wife plays table tennis or...
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chessdude 8
How is this an FML? Isn't this good news?
PaintedDoll 13
It honestly sounds like you're mad at your wife for liking table tennis. Is there something else going on in your relationship that makes you wish she was actually cheating on you?
worldclassrager 41
Table Tennis is a sport....believe it or not...why don't you join? Hell you may like it..
Joshawott 21
Your wife, clearly. I mean, you did two weeks of intense detective work...
band_geek 18
Well, your wife, for one, obviously likes playing table tennis. And just because you don't like it doesn't mean everyone doesn't like it. I don't like it, but one of my cousins does that they got themself a membership to a local table tennis club and goes out to play every morning and every night for several hours at a time that the only time I get too hang out with them is in the afternoon.
Spongegar123 19
Well at least you know she's not cheating on you. :/
chuchaiilabss 19
Then play tennis with her..
ralphnader 13
Ping pong is insanely fun. Essentially she has more fun without you than with you. Maybe work on improving your skill set so that she actually enjoys being around you.
Host2phats 21
PLOT TWIST: The wife knew you were suspicious so she actually was doing tennis with said friend. Now she is actually doing her table tennis friend
BumpkinsBigBash 8
what's wrong with you