Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Youngsville, United States
Suspicious mind
Today, after two weeks of intense detective work, I found out my wife isn't cheating on me after all. She really has just been going out and playing table tennis with her friend like she said. Who the hell even plays table tennis? FML
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Tripartita 45
I'm sorry to read that, OP. Perhaps you two could see a counselor until she's comfortable enough to stop playing table tennis and start cheating on you.
ThunderLightTSV 31
So is the FML that your wife plays table tennis or...
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fsomelife 26
People who don't spend all their time doing idiotic detective work play table tennis.
jvanevery 19
so you're falling for the old table tennis cover up for an affair scam :)
Williadev 7
You sound like a piece of loser who gets mad over the most stupid shit.
savyfray 4
Who the hell even calls it table tennis? It's ping pong lol
InfiniteSecret 20
It's correct name is Table Tennis, ping pong is not the offically name, it is a common slang term for it.
thathobothere 17
I'd say FYL, but YDI because of the part at the end; table tennis is a major ******* sport. Who the hell plays it? Thousands of people across the ******* planet. You weren't misled, you just hate table tennis and/or are just looking for an excuse to be mad at your wife (for it). I hate to be that guy. But I must. It is my duty. I don't want any bullshit "I really thought she was cheating" because since you don't believe in ******* ping pong, there's an obvious (subconscious) bias against the option involving it.
PH4NX0M 16
BAH! BAH! BAH!
RichardPencil 32
There is a chain of bars called Spin (I went to the one in Milwaukee) which is nothing but a huge area full of ping-pong tables that have servers circulating selling drinks. It's very popular. Tons of people play!
onceuponatime456 16
Apparently YOUR WIFE plays table tennis, asshole!
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Awesome_Stephie 22
Obviously your wife plays table tennis