Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, I really think my girlfriend is secretly bisexual and is cheating on me. Reading through her texts, she and her “best friend” are always calling each other beautiful, saying "I love you", and other weird stuff like that. Other members of their friend group do it too. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
"So, we're gonna go to the game later, bro?" "You bet, you absolute stud!" "Whose car should we take?" "Well, mine has the most room in back! ;-)" "Uh, okay, that works." "Also we should have sex, and I'm flirting with you."
nzhx 23
Did she go through your phone?? I'd call that strike one on lack of trust. If she's that jealous and dramatic on a regular basis it may be time to either have a very serious talk, or to start calling her your ex girlfriend
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Comments (59)
PendingProdigy 9
Wow, what an illogical absurdity!!!
sparkledoge 29
Damn. I think my best friend is gay and his brother is also gay and i'm a flaming **** too. We're all gay.
Skycop_S 23
No offense, but your girlfriend sounds like a stupid idiot.
dinocelik 1
man FML has gone to shit. what kind of story is this
suraj_shaik 9
stp being firtly nd whn she says u hav chnged thn say u f**ked it u chnged me.....,....i ws being wht i am .......be cool dude lev dat bus nd strt serchin for nothr 1.......
RumpPlug 4
Speak english
Dale_shackleford 13
Lol bro yolk fak u got $wag bro
allforfun 23
These people are why I stay single.
manuwish 9
if you care for her that much, than have a real talk and ask her what about you makes her feel so insecure..maybe she doesn't feel loved or she has issues with herself..in which case there isn't much you can do..decide if that is really what you want in your life.
man_in_black08 28
Plot twist: you're guy friends are sexy chick friends renamed with guy names on your phone.
JustThatPerson 21
Your* and no, just not.
thatsme293 28
Had the same problem. Solved it by becoming single. No relationship is worth that kind of bs if she's all take and no give.
waleedma 18
????? she is crazy!!!!