Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML
Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, I ran home because a guy I had never seen before got off the bus at the same time as me, and followed me almost all the way home. I was crying for my mom to call the police but my brother just snorted at me, because, “Only pretty girls have stalkers.” I wish I was an only child. FML
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YouDontSeeMe 0
Some people are so quick to judge. Hopefully you explained everything to the cops and it all worked out.
DisturbedDriver 0
LAWLZ. Post your pic. Seriously, some of the nicest people I know look like they could be weirdos.
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Comments (147)
ddrluna 2
Some people are ****** in the head. Why would someone automatically make that assumption? What a moron.
iplantzy 0
someone who doesnt think lime that could see an actual child molester with a kid and think nothing of it. then the child gets raped. its better to be overprotective than not protective at all
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Based on the gender icon, I’m going to assume that it’s because the OP is a male and sadly, there’s this bullshit mentality that dumbasses live under where all men are pedophiles and can’t be trusted around children. I’m willing to bet that if the OP were a woman, nobody would’ve said anything.
lifeisf_ed 1
omg, this is so funny! surely someone who would know where u live would also therefore know u, and then know that the girl is ur sister.. o_o i guess they just wanted to cause a ruckus ^^
dwights 0
welll...are you.....? jk lol
uberkrissy 0
WTF? How much older are you than your sister? Not that funny - It's not like the police have any real evidence against you.
keelytown 0
Uhh.. you're innocent. Not a FML
linebacker42 0
16 Hot
monzie94 0
so?
TidusBlade 0
Agree with #16: How is this an FML? Probably resulted in a 3 minutes explanation, end of story...
JOELY_fml 0
i think theres a lesson to be learnt in all this.. dont molest kids
fir3d3m0n1 0
i'm just curious since i've never had anything like this happen.. but.. once the dude caled the police, how did the police know where you live? O_o unless the caller saw u walk into your house? i'm confused.. but this is a real FML! :D
spankyness 0
P Talk about ppl being quick to judge I rather have the cops show up and it be nothin then have a kid get molested I mean like what u had to talk to the cops for 5 min oh my fyl indeed