Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML
Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML
Today, I saw a girl I have a crush on sitting on a fountain, away from everyone. I thought this would be the perfect time to make a move on her. I tapped her on the shoulder, which scared her. She nervously flenched and began to piss herself. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML
Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML
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4ube_fml 6
Yes, it's the guy's FML really :)
azurablade 0
more like FHL
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Comments (122)
I_Like_Kittys 0
**** HIS life XD
xXCODGODXx 11
i love ur profile
angrynegro7 16
YDI for having a hot, spankable ass! ;)
Michael912 3
Exactly what i thought
sparxva 12
Punch him in the face. Problem solved.
noshitsherlock 0
That girlfriend can go **** herself - I hope you told her that. It's not your fault her boyfriend is a dumbass ******* idiot!
jcpt1984 0
LOL... my husband did this when we were out celebrating his 21st birthday. He thought I was the girl whose ass he slapped, and it was some totally random girl - guess we was too drunk to tell the difference :P Thankfully HER boyfriend wasn't mad, he realized it was a misunderstanding - I was worried that it was going to cause a fight, but oh well. I definitely wouldn't have thought to give the girl the evil eye! What a jealous b*tch.
WreckerGirl 4
oh boy...
tookietookie123 5
Roflmao
cakezorz 0
it's more like fick his life...
pleasenopuffin 0
big deal. drink your water and get over it.
tahneee_ 0
This isn't a FML, it's FHL.