Today, I returned to work after taking two days off to find I'd been fired. Why? For not being at work on those two days. Everything was agreed in writing, all trace of which has mysteriously vanished. I can't work until HR sorts it out, and nobody can tell me how long that'll take. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
Today, I worked my job then went home to enjoy my weekend. An hour later, I was called and told I was fired, without any reason given. I can’t even empty my locker, as they'd said they would mail my things to me. FML
Today, after taking a much-needed mental health week off from work, I discovered I wasn’t on the schedule this week. Turns out, I was fired. Apparently, my absence made things “inconvenient” for my department, since they had to do double work due to my “selfish” PTO usage. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML
Today, I went into work to change a shift I was unable to work. I phoned the first person on the employee sheet and they promptly answer by saying, "You still work here? I thought the manager fired you." I was fired last week and have been showing up for shifts without anybody noticing. FML
Today, I returned from vacation overseas to find I'd lost my job. The manager approved my leave, but forgot to put it in the system, so I was written up repeatedly for not showing up. If I want my job back, I have to wait 90 days and apply to start over. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
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Top comments
LadyKayDee 23
Wow. No one could have seen that coming. Atleast HR is looking into it. Hope it gets sorted real soon. Good luck
it___happens 12
More time off?
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Comments (58)
dannidoll93 24
Does your boss not phone you to see where you are when they're expecting you and you don't turn up? At my job they phone if you're half an hour late!
nickie_94 18
Someone wants you gone. I smell a set up
sunflower_seal 17
Someone has it out for you . I would get the thing straightened and out and then look for another job if so you can get out. Hope it works out for you
guttedbrit 26
I've heard of situations like these. But at least you got HR involved. I do hope you get everything sorted soon. Sounds to me like something fishy is happening here!
XxMLGGODxX 10
inside job.
p0ndsk1pp3r 0
I think I know who this is. Regardless, it sucks, sorry dude.
DoomSkuller 28
Should have acquired your own copies of the agreement.
WreckeRalph36 18
Should've made copies for yourself. Lesson learned from military.
sammisweets93 12
This is where copies come in handy....just editing my comment after seeing the two above me oops. at least we agree lol
superwhovian 16
Did no one call you during the days you took off when they thought you were supposed to be there? Doesn't a boss have to call if you don't make it in? Something doesn't seem right here